Blog Posts in December, 2018

BREAKING: Frosty Rejecting Eyes Made Out of Coal

NORTH POLE, DECEMBER 2018 - Frosty The Snowman's is rejecting his two eyes made out of coal. Scientists have determined that this is the final phase of Frosty's determination to live a green life with no carbon output. In addition to giving up smoking his corncob pipe, Frosty recently became a Solar Advocate . "Global Warming is causing all the snow in the North Pole to melt," stated Snowman. This ...